You're pointing out an obvious major flaw with blockchain that is a consequence of what many in the crypto community believe to be an advantage, namely that you

You're pointing out an obvious major flaw with blockchain that is a consequence of what many in the crypto community believe to be an advantage, namely that your assets cannot be seized without your private key. Your post is basically this, but less humorous so people are upset. https://xkcd.com/538/ https://xkcd.com/538/ So to answer your question, how you revert this transaction is to buy $5 wrench and go have a conversation with the miner.