The only quote I remember from Alphonse Allais is, and I'm paraphrasing here because it's over 30 years: "One cannot emphasize enough the difficulties caused by

The only quote I remember from Alphonse Allais is, and I'm paraphrasing here because it's over 30 years: "One cannot emphasize enough the difficulties caused by the excessive use of cyanide in baby formulas". I used to have book called "1000+1 jokes" and dark humor section was full of Alfonse Allais' quotes.