If Jesus reappeared he would probally be in jail in a few day. fishing in the creek without a license fishing in a protected creek Loitering Could not accou

If Jesus reappeared he would probally be in jail in a few day. fishing in the creek without a license fishing in a protected creek Loitering Could not account for the 3 gold coins found on him. (Cops confiscated, and charges pending.) Jaywalking (In CA they are getting rid of this one. Cops were using it to harass. I believe it's near Neusome's desk.) Drinking wine in public. Suspected drunk in public charge. Federal, state, an local, charges related to the fermentation, and manufacture of wine. He didn't get the right permits, or follow federal regulations. Supplying alcohol to a minor. (A 20 year old was drinking from his chalice.) Giving a sermon. (Didn't get/pay for a event permit from the town.) Bathing in a protected stream. Exposing himself to a minor. (Air dried because he didn't have a towel, and Cartman saw his thingy.) And finally, caught urinating in public. (all the wine?)