I'll feel light as a feather once I upgrade my 5usd/mo toaster package to the 10usd/mo toaster-premium package without ads, additional crispness tiers, and bage

I'll feel light as a feather once I upgrade my 5usd/mo toaster package to the 10usd/mo toaster-premium package without ads, additional crispness tiers, and bagel compatibility. In theory you may be getting at something, I'm a minimalist myself. But despite flowery marketing rhetoric, the driving forces behind this trend are anything but enlightened, libratory, or benign.