A better question would be how often do I tear myself away from the opiates of the internet? In a fictional character's immortal words, "I'd say in a given wee

A better question would be how often do I tear myself away from the opiates of the internet? In a fictional character's immortal words, "I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work." (Office Space, 1999)