I want to second that all of the above is nonsense, except that äppelkaka means apple cake and Jerker is, in fact, a desk from IKEA. Neither of these names are

I want to second that all of the above is nonsense, except that äppelkaka means apple cake and Jerker is, in fact, a desk from IKEA. Neither of these names are meant to have any vulgar connotations at all, and if they do it’s not from a Swedish perspective (I can see an English speaker giggling about Jerker, sure).