A good idea in theory, but I believe phase 2 of our flawless and perfectly thought out Brexit execution plan is to sever all of those cables to prevent unwanted

A good idea in theory, but I believe phase 2 of our flawless and perfectly thought out Brexit execution plan is to sever all of those cables to prevent unwanted "foreign" bits from coming in and taking up British bandwidth. We're then going to individually renegotiate brand new communication transport/protocols with each foreign nation separately. On far better terms, over the next 20-25 years. I think the current plan is to use a different breed of carrier pigeon for each country so that we can tell where the data is coming from and where to send our responses back to.