I am discontinuing the ingestion of Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero. I will need to begin my transition to another calorie-free carbonated beverage. I have been encour

I am discontinuing the ingestion of Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero. I will need to begin my transition to another calorie-free carbonated beverage. I have been encouraged to consider adoption of a calorie-free carbonated beverage that quenches my thirst. Am I saying that Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero does not quench my thirst? Because it does. No, the statements above only suggest that when evaluating replacements for Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero, I should choose a replacement that meets all of the same requirements. You are clearly not the only person confused by the language, which is why they published a clarification. I will leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine whether such confusion is natural or should have been anticipated.