Getting a "Who's on First" vibe, but I can't quite make it into a real joke... - "I can't get a p, no matter what I do there's no p at all!" - "No p?" - "Nop

Getting a "Who's on First" vibe, but I can't quite make it into a real joke... - "I can't get a p, no matter what I do there's no p at all!" - "No p?" - "Nope!" - "Well if it's a no-op of course there's no p!" - "It's not a no-op, I'm telling you there's no p!"