Honestly I'm just disappointed that I can't match against random locals. I'm at the point where I'm willing to pay someone to write a preprocessor that'll let

Honestly I'm just disappointed that I can't match against random locals. I'm at the point where I'm willing to pay someone to write a preprocessor that'll let me put switch/case statements in my code and then run the preprocessor and have it convert them to if/elif/else statements.