Look, honestly, if someone delivered a grand piano to me with this request but no expectations, I’d probably try converting it before going ahead with my velomo

Look, honestly, if someone delivered a grand piano to me with this request but no expectations, I’d probably try converting it before going ahead with my velomobile. Although it’d require some heavier-duty design (e.g. it’d need something sturdier than my recumbent trike’s two 90mm drum brakes, and typical bike suspension parts would probably not be adequate but I think it’d need suspension, unlike my recumbent trike), it’d be easier in most ways because you’re already acknowledging you don’t care much about weight or aerodynamics, and it’s expected to be fairly ridiculous. (… if that’s you, email me.)