Should I trade false dichotomies for linkbait headlines that don't end in a question mark? How about if I throw in a pair of whataboutisms exchanged for false e

Should I trade false dichotomies for linkbait headlines that don't end in a question mark? How about if I throw in a pair of whataboutisms exchanged for false equivalence? The price requires absolving any kind of personal responsibility, convenience not withstanding.