Okay, I just woke up, still a bit cross-eyed. I read the title as "Ledger of Hams" and expected a proto-food-blogger writing a log of all the hams he ever ate,

Okay, I just woke up, still a bit cross-eyed. I read the title as "Ledger of Hams" and expected a proto-food-blogger writing a log of all the hams he ever ate, how they compared to his "ieal" ham, and attempts to create a mathematical model of "the perfect ham". Now I want to read that piece.