This article isn't meant to be serious, I don't think. Juliane Koepcke, one of the only people to survive such a fall, did it strapped into a row of seats. And

This article isn't meant to be serious, I don't think. Juliane Koepcke, one of the only people to survive such a fall, did it strapped into a row of seats. And when she landed she was in good enough shape to survive 11 days in the Amazon rainforest (!!!) and make her own way to safety. So I'd say statistically, it's about the best thing you can do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliane_Koepcke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliane_Koepcke