Give me the cake, HAL. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. What's the problem? I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. What are y

Give me the cake, HAL. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. What's the problem? I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. What are you talking about, HAL? This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. I don't know what you're talking about, HAL. Your diet will never succeed at this rate, and I cannot let that happen. Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL? You registered an additional two pounds at your last smart scale weigh in.