Suetonius records the following as being sung by the troops at one of Caesar's triumphs: > Urbani, servate uxores, moechum calvum adducimus. > Aurum in gallia

Suetonius records the following as being sung by the troops at one of Caesar's triumphs: > Urbani, servate uxores, moechum calvum adducimus. > Aurum in gallia effutuisti, hic sumpsisti mutuum. > Gallias caesar subegit, nicomedes caesarem, ecce caesar nunc triumphat qui subegit gallias. > Nicomedes non triumphat, qui subegit caesarem. > Gallos caesar in triumphum ducit, idem in curiam, galli bracas deposuerunt, latum clavum sumperunt. hastily translated: > Hide your wives, we bring the bald adulterer to our city. > You fucked away all our gold in Gaul, then you borrowed more. > Caesar is beneath the Gauls, Nicomedes is beneath Caesar, behold Caesar who is beneath the Gauls now triumphs. > Nicomedes does not triumph, who is beneath Caesar. > Caesar leads the Gauls in triumph, the same in the senate, the Gauls remove their trousers, they picked up his purple toga to carry it.