And aside from that, who wakes up one day and decides to spend their lives wallowing in a dying programming language to work in the illustrious field of maintai

And aside from that, who wakes up one day and decides to spend their lives wallowing in a dying programming language to work in the illustrious field of maintaining 30 year old banking systems as an underpaid code monkey whose skills are largely nontransferable to other sections of the information technology industry?