Honestly, I am ok with bullshit TSA because it will help make long distance train travel more attractive in the US. Relatedly, I want someone to write a dark c

Honestly, I am ok with bullshit TSA because it will help make long distance train travel more attractive in the US. Relatedly, I want someone to write a dark comedy set like 20 years hence where a bunch of airline execs, worried about their shrinking industry and some shiny new rail, band together to pay off some terrorist to blow up a moving train so train stations gets TSA security theater. Without the movie, I worry due to some stupid accident the rail TSA might actually happen!