...but that's Windows, this is not. I don't see why Microsoft's mistakes should carry over. On my keyboard, it's not even physically labeled as the "windows"

...but that's Windows, this is not. I don't see why Microsoft's mistakes should carry over. On my keyboard, it's not even physically labeled as the "windows" key anway, it says "option" (or, if I didn't have things re-mapped, "command").