The main difference, of course, being that your best friend is someone you could actually make having to face the legal consequences (and/or punch in the face).

The main difference, of course, being that your best friend is someone you could actually make having to face the legal consequences (and/or punch in the face). These oversized American corporations are practically untouchable to the majority of people. They'll pay their laughable fines, pinky promises to better self-regulate for real this time, and move on. Leaving you in the dirt.