David Sedaris is a very established humorist (although his sister Amy is certainly more famous). I suppose your description — “a guy who hates everyone and has

David Sedaris is a very established humorist (although his sister Amy is certainly more famous). I suppose your description — “a guy who hates everyone and has zero emotional intelligence gets paid to write a mildly sociopathic rant” — is on the average a quite accurate representation of how one became successful as an American comedian in the 1990s.