Previously there was no precendent of an on-device content scanning protocol proposed by the top phone manufacturer themselves and even deemed privacy-preservin

Previously there was no precendent of an on-device content scanning protocol proposed by the top phone manufacturer themselves and even deemed privacy-preserving and secure by them. Now please idividually hash every word of every message on the phone. Then give us all illegal messages that contain _exact_ hash match with the dangerous word “Tianamen”. Government abuse is impossible though: our team of Apple employees here at iCloud-China will manually review them before passing the list to firing squads. Thanks!