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Don't forget public safety matters ("but COVID!")
by delaaxe 5y ago
Don't forget public safety matters ("but COVID!")
- gojomo 5y ago"We're sorry to inform you that Apple iCompliance AI Eyes, as of last night's updated version 16.4.2, has identified the following violations of laws & emergency edicts in your recent local photo roll: • Unmasked proximity with non-household member • Unlicensed gathering of more than 6 people • Association with unidentifiable individuals (no faceprints on record) These are your 2nd, 3rd, and 4th strikes so your phone has been disabled and you are now under arrest. Do not leave your immediate vicinity. As always, keep your phone on, charged, and in your personal possession at all times. Due to large violation volumes, we are currently experiencing long physical arrest team hold times. Your arresting agents should arrive at your location in approximately... 5... hours. Thank you for using Apple products, the leaders in Social Safety. 'Better Safe – Or You'll Be Sorry!'™"