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I also want the police to do the dishes and take out the trash... There are things people are personally responsible for.

• lifeisstillgood 5y ago
  A story in the UK (attributed to any number of well known bank robbers) was after they were caught and doing a long stretch, their wife arrives and says the allotment is over-grown and needs digging up. So they ask to see the arresting detective, say "if I tell you were I hit the loot, can I get a reduced sentence", and then announce its buried under the allotment. Twenty police dig up and de-weed the allotment the next day, and everyone laughs. Dishes not done of course :-)