What never works about these types of news stories is that they rarely find the person paying for this legal protection. In the case of greek letters (particul

What never works about these types of news stories is that they rarely find the person paying for this legal protection. In the case of greek letters (particularly zeta..), these are fraternity and sorority organizations claiming three letter combinations as their copyright. If you can come up with a reasonable next step for frats/sororities in the US protecting their brand/image while also not creating ridiculous stories like this, you're basically a policy wizard.