So the "best" laptop hardware lacks USB-2 ports forcing me to use a bunch adapters, has a touch bar which is absolutely useless and takes keyboard space, plays

So the "best" laptop hardware lacks USB-2 ports forcing me to use a bunch adapters, has a touch bar which is absolutely useless and takes keyboard space, plays poorly with any non-Apple mouse, keyboard keys are too thin, the keyboard is distributed in the most annoying way (fn at corner? And yeah I know about remapping), and it's made to be has hard to repair as possible (on purpose). Yeah hard pass on the "best laptop".