On the one hand: yes, I am. On the other-- we have a network that bills itself as educational and spends over a month marketing a full week of programming dedi

On the one hand: yes, I am. On the other-- we have a network that bills itself as educational and spends over a month marketing a full week of programming dedicated to propagandizing its audience to be maximally afraid of sharks. It broadcast a wildly popular movie where a tornado full of sharks attacks a city. German TV could be an order of magnitude worse than my parody and it still wouldn't even register on the American scale of stupidity.