I didn't choose to be a programmer, programing chose me, i was forced in to it, because its the least boring thing from all my hobbies. I love it, and if sudden

I didn't choose to be a programmer, programing chose me, i was forced in to it, because its the least boring thing from all my hobbies. I love it, and if suddenly programing ceased to exist i would probably kill my self, or die of boredom. Also all the cool programmers are really weird, some of them even get sexually aroused by programing. weird==cool!