The trick is to make your own dashboard but not calling it a dashboard. When they try to stop you, claim that it is not a dashboard (even though everybody knows

The trick is to make your own dashboard but not calling it a dashboard. When they try to stop you, claim that it is not a dashboard (even though everybody knows it is a dashboard). Insist that they define, in writing, exactly what a dashboard is. Continue rejecting their definition with counter examples. Insist that the definition is unclear and needs to be defined in a formal language. Reject their formal definition after spending months being “too busy” to review it. Change the background colour/font/title and claim that it is changed so it needs to go through the review process again. Ask for their written definition of their review process. Insist that it is ambiguous and needs reviewing/fixing. Repeat forever.