I think we need a lookup table of marketing speech to real-world performance metrics. Blazingly fast has been showing up a lot lately. The cynical side of me w

I think we need a lookup table of marketing speech to real-world performance metrics. Blazingly fast has been showing up a lot lately. The cynical side of me wants to know what features and safety checks a "blazingly fast" tool has not implemented that the older "glacially slow" tool it is replacing ended up implementing after all the edge conditions were uncovered.