Wasn't there a paragraph or two about making up a tense for that in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Edit: found it: https://sites.google.com/site/h2g2the

Wasn't there a paragraph or two about making up a tense for that in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Edit: found it: https://sites.google.com/site/h2g2theguide/Index/t/956236 https://sites.google.com/site/h2g2theguide/Index/t/956236 (it was about time travel, close enough)