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What! You don't understand, no one listens, understands! It's not the frequency, but the carrier wave. The metal from COVID shots, is reactive to 5G frequenc

What! You don't understand, no one listens, understands! It's not the frequency, but the carrier wave. The metal from COVID shots, is reactive to 5G frequencies, thus causing our cells to vibrate, damaging their DNA. Worse, these vibrations prevent the neuron from firing until the carrier beats, forcing them to fire on demand, slowing thought, and even causing confusion at government mandated times. This, coupled with in sync video transmissions on cable, can be used to cause a sense of agreeable thought at pro government messages. They're in our head, they're messing up our DNA, it's all part of a decades long plot to oh god they're here tgey5 at the door I <no carrier>

function_seven 5y ago
I can’t remember the last time I read a comment on a newsgroup or forum that ended wi<NO CARRIER>
- snvzz 5y ago
  +++ATH0
giantrobot 5y ago
Another Truth Warrior down...
IAmGraydon 5y ago
Please ban this simple idiot.
mech422 5y ago
Dunno why the down votes...I thought it was funny.. needed some line noise at the end though :-P (A perl one-liner should do nicely!)
- diplodocusaur 5y ago
  https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
ornornor 5y ago
Too bad you’re greyed out, I thought it was funny!
wizzwizz4 5y ago
For the casual reader: • There's no metal in COVID shots. • Aerials that react to certain frequencies have to be sized appropriately, so even if they were in the shots they wouldn't fit through (and would therefore be filtered out by) the needle. • And even if it could, the aerials would be too big to fit in your cells. • Even if they could, it wouldn't cause your cells to vibrate; RF oscillations don't have a “direction” that alternates, so they can't set off vibrations like that (unless the aerial has a specific shape, but the effect would be tiny (way less than the vibrations from road noise, or clicking your teeth together) even if you put it in a microwave). • Vibrating your cells doesn't damage your DNA. Putting your arm in a blender wouldn't even damage your DNA! (Proof: singing doesn't cause cancer.) • The carrier wave is “the frequency”. The signal is transmitted in the sidebands. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideband https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideband • You're not going to get something resonating to the sidebands without a phase-locked loop (or similarly sophisticated circuit), which requires more than just metal, and certainly wouldn't fit through the needle. And that's just the second sentence! This is well-written satire; it's got nearly one fatal error per word, yet it still manages to sound plausible. (Edit: I missed some; I've probably missed more.)

function_seven 5y ago

I can’t remember the last time I read a comment on a newsgroup or forum that ended wi<NO CARRIER>

snvzz 5y ago
+++ATH0

giantrobot 5y ago

Another Truth Warrior down...

IAmGraydon 5y ago

Please ban this simple idiot.

mech422 5y ago

Dunno why the down votes...I thought it was funny.. needed some line noise at the end though :-P (A perl one-liner should do nicely!)

diplodocusaur 5y ago
https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

ornornor 5y ago

Too bad you’re greyed out, I thought it was funny!

wizzwizz4 5y ago

For the casual reader: • There's no metal in COVID shots. • Aerials that react to certain frequencies have to be sized appropriately, so even if they were in the shots they wouldn't fit through (and would therefore be filtered out by) the needle. • And even if it could, the aerials would be too big to fit in your cells. • Even if they could, it wouldn't cause your cells to vibrate; RF oscillations don't have a “direction” that alternates, so they can't set off vibrations like that (unless the aerial has a specific shape, but the effect would be tiny (way less than the vibrations from road noise, or clicking your teeth together) even if you put it in a microwave). • Vibrating your cells doesn't damage your DNA. Putting your arm in a blender wouldn't even damage your DNA! (Proof: singing doesn't cause cancer.) • The carrier wave is “the frequency”. The signal is transmitted in the sidebands. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideband https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideband • You're not going to get something resonating to the sidebands without a phase-locked loop (or similarly sophisticated circuit), which requires more than just metal, and certainly wouldn't fit through the needle. And that's just the second sentence! This is well-written satire; it's got nearly one fatal error per word, yet it still manages to sound plausible. (Edit: I missed some; I've probably missed more.)