If you want to get the average suburban Republican to lose their shit, all you have to do is tell them that what they do in private will affect them in real lif

If you want to get the average suburban Republican to lose their shit, all you have to do is tell them that what they do in private will affect them in real life. Imagine trying to explain to your wife that, when she takes care of all the household bills expenses, that your credit score never budges above 700 because of the weird late-night things you do when nobody's watching.