In order of increasing cost of living: Macedonia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Romania. Why these countries: * cheap (this is why Greece is not there) * Christian i.e.

In order of increasing cost of living: Macedonia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Romania. Why these countries: * cheap (this is why Greece is not there) * Christian i.e. culturally closer to America than say Turkey or Albania or Bosnia) * 0-wokeness (if you are LGBTQ you will probably find it a bit more difficult, but Tinder/Grindr works so you can definitely find people for sex) * good internet for near 0 cost Probably best to pick the capital of each of them, or a large coastal (or mountain) town.