Hi ***, This is a just a super quick notice that we will be closing your open support ticket and I will be eating it shortly. Hopefully we solved yo

Hi ***, This is a just a super quick notice that we will be closing your open support ticket and I will be eating it shortly. Hopefully we solved your issue with such grace and finesse that you didn't need to respond. If that's the case, great! Meal for me. Otherwise, please respond and we will sick our support team on the problem like a dog on some marbled wagyu. And then I'll find something else to eat, I guess. Thanks, Eater of Support Tickets Gosh, I really feel like I've spoken to professional support. Considering they didn't fix my issue, this sort of response is pretty annoying.