There should be a special case for patches related to systemd: * train an ML model on all the systemd Debian flamewars * for each merge proposed related to sy

There should be a special case for patches related to systemd: * train an ML model on all the systemd Debian flamewars * for each merge proposed related to systemd, create random(0, 50) accounts and have them instantly simulate an entire flame for that merge request * lock the thread after random(0, 100) posts This system guarantees that the relevant dev arrives to the merge request after the flame war has subsided.