>"If you're offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile." Clearly. Because apparently you can't think "Wow, how did this get approved? It seems like such

>"If you're offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile." Clearly. Because apparently you can't think "Wow, how did this get approved? It seems like such a violation of societal norms. I wonder how they managed to do it."