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A seagull manager, like a seagull, flies in, shits all over things then flies out.

• BLKNSLVR 5y ago
  Don't forget the incessant screeching.
• dmje 5y ago
  I also like "mushroom managing" - cover them in shit, keep them in the dark...
• a3n 5y ago
  And sometimes they steal your french fry. Or your red Swingline stapler.
• thunkshift1 5y ago
  Poetic
• pojzon 5y ago
  Thank you Ill remember this explanation as it hits the base so hard.
• WaitWaitWha 5y ago
  ... steals the best sandwiches from children's hands, while declaring "mine, mine, mine, mine"...
  • ectopod 5y ago
    Animals exhibiting this behaviour are known as kleptoparasites.
  • swader999 5y ago
    Sometimes they eat the plastic lunch bag and die.