“Doctor doctor, it hurts when I hit myself with a hammer” “Why don’t you stop hitting yourself with a hammer?” “Hammers exist to be massage tools. It’s the ma

“Doctor doctor, it hurts when I hit myself with a hammer” “Why don’t you stop hitting yourself with a hammer?” “Hammers exist to be massage tools. It’s the manufaturer’s fault, they should make them softer. I know lots of people are disagreeing with me, but they’re just a vocal minority, the silent majority want soft hammers!” o___O