Denser cities result in the heat island effect, making it hotter than the surrounding countryside, easier for the Gruaniad to fool you into thinking the planet

Denser cities result in the heat island effect, making it hotter than the surrounding countryside, easier for the Gruaniad to fool you into thinking the planet is overheating. We can't have those low information Brexit voters moving to the countryside to clog up the pubs near the elite's country houses.