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2021 version would have to include: Upvote anything with Rust, Go, SQLite, or Haskell in the title; use the words “orthogonal” and “Pareto” as much as possible

2021 version would have to include: Upvote anything with Rust, Go, SQLite, or Haskell in the title; use the words “orthogonal” and “Pareto” as much as possible. Hate SPAs, Docker, crypto, and someone using the word “crypto” for cryptocurrency.

enlyth 5y ago
Javascript bad, peak UI was Windows 95, mention screen readers in every post about interfaces
- asien 5y ago
  Or the the history of how oracle created a world wide conspiracy to impose Java has a standard , and if they hadn’t done so Haskell/ Clojure / ( Anything that’s not OOP) would be running everything from Operating System to Back End. That damn Oracle Conspiracy, and OOP !
  - olingern 5y ago
    Don’t forget the ever important monthly note taking thread / post where every top comment starts with Roam/Obsidian, followed by org mode, and always ends with a single note text file.
  - the_only_law 5y ago
    > Anything that’s not OOP False. We could have had Smalltalk.
- krapp 5y ago
  Hacker News = everything that came after my adolescence is terrible and everyone needs to know that. Twitter: A rabid pack of shrieking, pitchfork wielding neo-Marxist SJWs ruining people's lives with impunity. Facebook: their boomer Neo-Nazi anti-vaxxer parents captured by CIA mind-control and agitprop. Youtube: nothing but low-effort monetized clickbait and also leftist propaganda, because Google. Instagram: also nothing but low-effort monetized clickbait, but also porn. Tiktok: CCP propaganda but also for some reason we really like it, at least until the novelty wears off. Reddit: just mouth-breathing imbeciles posting cat pictures and memes. Good thing we're better than them, and point out that fact to ourselves at every opportunity. The entire rest of the web: shit, except for 4chan. Movies: shit. TV: shit. Music: shit. TFA: never bothered reading it, but I'll assume this rant about cultural marxism is relevant. Books: Do they even still make physical books? I thought paper went obsolete in 2019. Science: lies, damn lies and statistics. Media: lies, damn lies and more lies. Other people: hell. Emoji: BLIND RAGE Technology: What is with all these buttons and blinking lights, what does any of this even do? Why would anyone need anything more than a Lisp REPL in a bare terminal? Code: JAVASCRIPT DELENDA EST. Everything but Rust and Lisp are shit and PHP literally gives you brain cancer. Society: Ted Kaczynski was right about everything. Burn it all down and return to monke. Your stupid project: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224 Hacker News itself: used to be good, but now it's turning into Reddit. Who let these people in here? I bet half of them have never even written a compiler.
  - eplanit 5y ago
    Krapp fully comprehends this world we're in.
  - FillardMillmore 5y ago
    Oof. A lot of truth here. At least we are self-aware and can have a laugh at ourselves.
    - krapp 5y ago
      Well, some of us can...
jstx1 5y ago
"Pareto" is so 2010.
dennis_moore 5y ago
> Upvote anything with Rust, Go, SQLite, or Haskell in the title; use the words “orthogonal” and “Pareto” as much as possible. Don't forget Julia!
goodpoint 5y ago
Hate docker? It's overhyped like Rust and Go in here.

enlyth 5y ago

Javascript bad, peak UI was Windows 95, mention screen readers in every post about interfaces

asien 5y ago
Or the the history of how oracle created a world wide conspiracy to impose Java has a standard , and if they hadn’t done so Haskell/ Clojure / ( Anything that’s not OOP) would be running everything from Operating System to Back End. That damn Oracle Conspiracy, and OOP !
- olingern 5y ago
  Don’t forget the ever important monthly note taking thread / post where every top comment starts with Roam/Obsidian, followed by org mode, and always ends with a single note text file.
- the_only_law 5y ago
  > Anything that’s not OOP False. We could have had Smalltalk.
krapp 5y ago
Hacker News = everything that came after my adolescence is terrible and everyone needs to know that. Twitter: A rabid pack of shrieking, pitchfork wielding neo-Marxist SJWs ruining people's lives with impunity. Facebook: their boomer Neo-Nazi anti-vaxxer parents captured by CIA mind-control and agitprop. Youtube: nothing but low-effort monetized clickbait and also leftist propaganda, because Google. Instagram: also nothing but low-effort monetized clickbait, but also porn. Tiktok: CCP propaganda but also for some reason we really like it, at least until the novelty wears off. Reddit: just mouth-breathing imbeciles posting cat pictures and memes. Good thing we're better than them, and point out that fact to ourselves at every opportunity. The entire rest of the web: shit, except for 4chan. Movies: shit. TV: shit. Music: shit. TFA: never bothered reading it, but I'll assume this rant about cultural marxism is relevant. Books: Do they even still make physical books? I thought paper went obsolete in 2019. Science: lies, damn lies and statistics. Media: lies, damn lies and more lies. Other people: hell. Emoji: BLIND RAGE Technology: What is with all these buttons and blinking lights, what does any of this even do? Why would anyone need anything more than a Lisp REPL in a bare terminal? Code: JAVASCRIPT DELENDA EST. Everything but Rust and Lisp are shit and PHP literally gives you brain cancer. Society: Ted Kaczynski was right about everything. Burn it all down and return to monke. Your stupid project: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224 Hacker News itself: used to be good, but now it's turning into Reddit. Who let these people in here? I bet half of them have never even written a compiler.
- eplanit 5y ago
  Krapp fully comprehends this world we're in.
- FillardMillmore 5y ago
  Oof. A lot of truth here. At least we are self-aware and can have a laugh at ourselves.
  - krapp 5y ago
    Well, some of us can...

jstx1 5y ago

"Pareto" is so 2010.

dennis_moore 5y ago

> Upvote anything with Rust, Go, SQLite, or Haskell in the title; use the words “orthogonal” and “Pareto” as much as possible. Don't forget Julia!

goodpoint 5y ago

Hate docker? It's overhyped like Rust and Go in here.