“Why did you come in so late today?” “I read a blog post that told me it would help me become more of a genius if I ‘throw away my alarm clock’, so I did!” “Wel

“Why did you come in so late today?” “I read a blog post that told me it would help me become more of a genius if I ‘throw away my alarm clock’, so I did!” “Well I have great news for you: You can show up at the unemployment line whenever it suits you, genius.”