This makes me laugh. My firmly tongue in cheek take: The whole family thing is just management hypocrisy. I mean very few families take Grandma out back to be

This makes me laugh. My firmly tongue in cheek take: The whole family thing is just management hypocrisy. I mean very few families take Grandma out back to be shot so they can save enough food for the head of the family to have a new private jet. “Sorry kids, you’re not getting any presents this year but Daddy’s getting 300% more presents than last year. So every cloud has a silver lining eh?” Better to be more like Ron Swanson and be a contractor. We are not friends. You pay me to do a job and I do it well in return. You don’t bullshit me and I don’t get upset when you want to stop paying me for whatever reason.