I plugged my company laptop into my LAN, closed the lid, and tucked it near my router so I can use it as a jumpbox into the corp network to do my "actual work"

I plugged my company laptop into my LAN, closed the lid, and tucked it near my router so I can use it as a jumpbox into the corp network to do my "actual work" from my battle-station while everything looks like it's coming from the laptop. I also got IT to buy me a tablet for Slack/GMeet/whatever else doesn't work over ssh, and hide that away in a drawer during non-work hours. When they asked why I couldnt use my smartphone, I told them I have a BlackBerry and wouldn't mind them paying for a new phone :^)