Siri a few years into the future: Dave I noticed that when you sent your last tex message my AI determined with a 99% probability that you were driving. I’ll be

Siri a few years into the future: Dave I noticed that when you sent your last tex message my AI determined with a 99% probability that you were driving. I’ll be notifying the local authorities and you will be receiving a citation for that. Please note that after the citation has been paid and you have been through rehabilitation they send me an unlock code so I can reenable your sms account. Or: Hi Dave i’ve been noticing that you have been discussing Covid vaccines with your friends. Apple thinks your position on this causes public harm so we will be adding additional information to each of your messages that discuss this subject. Thank you for being part of our team.