Lenny, a bunch of sound files for asterisk, is great for this. Nothing beats a confused, talkative old man, when it comes to wasting a caller's time. I'm sure

Lenny, a bunch of sound files for asterisk, is great for this. Nothing beats a confused, talkative old man, when it comes to wasting a caller's time. I'm sure you could adapt the files / logic. (If you love hearing telemarketers experience stress and annoyance, search for lenny examples youtube...)