Wouldn't it be cheaper to ship the semen? Less entertaining for the donor, of course. Though, if the goal is to maximize the donor's entertainment, I don't see

Wouldn't it be cheaper to ship the semen? Less entertaining for the donor, of course. Though, if the goal is to maximize the donor's entertainment, I don't see why we're using artificial insemination. ... Have you ever seen a stud bull get shipped to a farm? ... I feel this could end very badly. Like, Form AirBnB. ...many years later... All real estate is unaffordable. Like, there'd be throngs of George Clooneys and Barack Obamas with weird recessive diseases. And a bizarre fan-club in China of Vladimir Putin babymommas. ... Didn't Stephen Colbert have a product like this? (I swear, if it had been real, some people would have bought and used it.) ... We'd recreate that unexplained prehistoric situation, preserved in the genetic record, where a population bottleneck shows up only on the Y chromosome.