> You get 3 guesses on what happened and probably need just one. You.. quickly found the issue and patched it, and then balloons and streamers fell from the ce

> You get 3 guesses on what happened and probably need just one. You.. quickly found the issue and patched it, and then balloons and streamers fell from the ceiling as the CEO strode over to shake your hand and pat you on the back and crack open a bottle of champagne to celebrate your promotion and give you a hefty performance bonus for saving the company and Dave Matthews played on the company’s sound system while everyone cheered for you and then when you finally left the celebration and went home you were tired and happy and newly wealthy and had become best friends with literally everyone at the company. …right?