Looking up burgers I've eaten recently: * A bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys is 1060 kcal * A double-double from In-N-Out is 670 kcal, and that's before you

Looking up burgers I've eaten recently: * A bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys is 1060 kcal * A double-double from In-N-Out is 670 kcal, and that's before you make it animal style But yeah, not a McDonald's cheeseburger. I'm somewhat offended that they're allowed to call those "burgers".