My stepdad does maintenance for the Post Office. He has some stories. Someone shipped a small alligator once. It peed in the cardboard box it was in and it got

My stepdad does maintenance for the Post Office. He has some stories. Someone shipped a small alligator once. It peed in the cardboard box it was in and it got wet enough for it to escape inside a sorting machine. Imagine his surprise when he opened up the machine to see what was causing the errors.